One polish person can understand the severity of this word. This one word will make normal women morph into cut throat savages. This one word is more powerful than desire, stronger than a craving, down right lustful!!!!
A lemming is a cute, small rodent that has a reputation of mindlessly
migrating in large groups following their ingrained urge to find a new
home. This urge is so strong that they commit mass suicide just to
fulfill their desire for a new home.
(FYI-This a 100% complete misconception.)
A lemming is that one or more unobtainable polish that has you so
mesmerized that you will turn into a crazed fangirl who will press
refresh 574378052269 times one minute till a restock. A lemming will
make words come out of your mouth that would make a sailor blush. A
lemming turns mild mannered Bruce Banner like me, into the Hulk. You
loose all control!!
Rarely, you can actually score a lemming. Then you feel like you won a
gold medal! You feel elation that can make you light headed! Keep in
mind, those awesome mind blowing lemming scores are few and far between.
Most know the feeling of defeat. Some get sad, some get mad, some get
really mad! I mean furious!
I am one of the ones who obsess over a lemming and never seem to be
quick enough to score the prize. I get excited, refresh like crazy, then
usually wind up eating a pint of ice cream while cursing all the other
Ah, but the thrill and excitement of scoring a lemming will always bring me back. Bring me back to restocks, Black Friday,
and the day after Christmas sales. I always return even if my heart
gets trampled every single time. I will not give up, just like the real
life lemming. I just will not give up.
My major Bigfoot lemmings at the moment are Takko Muse, and Takko Kiss the Sky, CbL True Colors, and RBL Black Russian.
The lemmings I am super proud of scoring are Lilypad Lacquer Original True Blood, RBL Aqua Lily, and Lilypad Lacquer Karmeleon.
My very first lemmings were Digital Nails Serenity and Enchanted Freeze Machine.
So, talk to me reader!!!! What are your lemmings?? Which lemming have
you been most proud of scoring? Which lemming is harder to find than
Sparkle On Reader,